February 01, 2010

Oscar Predix for the Four Majors

These are educated guesses based on science and psychic powers granted me in a lightning storm. Bask in my clairvoyishness tomorrow morning, y'all.

Best Actor
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Robert Downey, Jr., Sherlock Holmes
Colin Firth, A Single Man
The Papyrus Font, Avatar

Best Actress
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Jadagrace, Terminator Salvation
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabby Sidibe, Precious...
Meryl Streep, Julie and Julia

Best Director
Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
James Cameron, Avatar
Kenny Ortega, This Is It
Jason Reitman, Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds

Best Picture
Avatar
The Blind Side
An Education
The Hangover
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Post Grad
Precious
Up
Up in the Air
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8 comments:

  1. Jefferson RobbinsMonday, February 1, 2010 at 11:19:00 PM EST

    Kenny Ortega? Why not go out on a limb and pick Jed Tancharoen?

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  2. Kyle PuetzTuesday, February 2, 2010 at 12:32:00 AM EST

    Shit, I can't tell if The Hangover is supposed to be sarcastic or not.

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  3. PatrickTuesday, February 2, 2010 at 4:29:00 AM EST

    At least I hope the Oscars won't go the Razzie route and abbreviate Transformers ROFTL as "Trannie, too", the jackasses.

    And here's hoping for The Papyrus Font!

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  4. FREE FONTTuesday, February 2, 2010 at 9:00:00 AM EST

    hello!

    sunny greeting from BALI island 0_0

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  5. OriTuesday, February 2, 2010 at 10:22:00 AM EST

    *basks*

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  6. Stephen ReeseTuesday, February 2, 2010 at 1:45:00 PM EST

    The original, and still the best, Oscar prediction muddafukka: your host, Bill Chambers. Nicely done!

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  7. schnofelTuesday, February 2, 2010 at 1:50:00 PM EST

    I kind of like this upgrade to 10, even though I've bitched about it for months now. But the real first for me is that I don't like a single film that's been nominated for Best Picture. Something's broken somewhere.

    Hm, if I had a ballot:

    ADVENTURELAND
    BRIGHT STAR
    IL DIVO
    JULIA
    THE MAID
    THE MESSENGER
    MY ONE AND ONLY
    OBSERVE AND REPORT
    STAR TREK
    THE WHITE RIBBON

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  8. Alex JacksonTuesday, February 2, 2010 at 2:17:00 PM EST

    Adventureland over Up, The Hurt Locker, or Inglourious Basterds?
    Problem's with you, dude.

    Happy for Precious, though I know that that's my cross to bear. District 9 was a real headscratcher. I liked it, but I'm stunned that it's a popular film. Incredibly ugly film and not something that you go to because you want to have a good time.

    Accurately been called the anti-Avatar in many respects.

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